Total Medals Earned: 32 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 455 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/175 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 10/20 (50/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
you gave tom your gift!
Give tom 10,000 gifts
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.